Due to my constant perusal of various websites in place of doing actual work, a certain site was brought to my attention via Cracked. Namely, some hilarious vampire thing with low-quality design ([link]
). Normally the self-deception/denial and massive lists of their personal traits used to validate their claim that they're a creature of the night would be entertaining enough on their own (it still is), but then I noticed a little section titled at the top: "Vampire friendly bars/clubs".
"Oh, my," thought I, "Wouldn't it be funny if there was one where I live?" Amused curiosity guided my hand, and the click was rewarded with sweet, sweet information: [link]
Not only was the title in my favorite color, but the address is certainly within a few hours' walking distance, or 10-20 minutes via bus. A plan began to piece itself together in my mind.... A dark night. A thirsty patron. The rustle of a $15 cloak. Indeed, visiting this place is not only possible, but could be an interesting experience (re: worth a giggle). If I did go, a documentation would be posted online accompanied by a bunch of funny pictures, LARPing jokes, and endless screaming. Allowing the idea to stew for a while, I have decided to leave it to the internet to decide.
Should I visit this vampire bar and post results?